We're back! Yes, after 3 years of not updating the site we're finally back for April Fools! And we even have posted the long awaited cookery update. Click on the ham icon to check it out. The Super Cheesy Nacho Bowl! Hopefully we'll keep the site updated more frequently from now (don't count on it). In the 3 years we had our last contest running not a single person entered. Looks like we'll never be able to get rid of the damn Van Damme tape... Fergitchu has a bunch of crap to update the site with. To our thousands of fans (I really can't believe we get as many hits as we do) thanks for checking out our site even though we didn't udpate.