 OFTM's Mail-A-Penny
Campaign! OFTM needs your help! We have been running out of
funding lately, and since no one has sponsored us yet, we need your help
to continue! You may be asking what you can do to help OFTM?
Well you can send us money of course. But we have no intention of
making one person pay all of OFTM's bills. Instead, we are asking
everyone in America to help us by mailing us a penny. We've done
the math and if everyone mails us a penny we will have funding for the
next 1000 years or so. Think about it, you can help OFTM survive
for 1000 years on just one penny! Divided by 1000 years that's just
1/1000th of a cent per year. Come on cheapskates, I'm sure you can
afford that. You'll also have the privilege of telling your children
that without your help OFTM would not be where it is today. Don't
be a bum, support OFTM and mail us your penny!
Mail pennies to: OFTM's Penny Campaign
(We will accept 1 cent checks. Sorry, credit cards and anything greater than a penny will not be accepted.) |